Funny, Interesting and Off-color Drupal Quotes

Drupal Quotes
"If node nid equals 420 cache clear all" - Bob Marchman
"I enjoy hook_ing" - andyg5000, Drupal Camp Asheville
"hook_fail" - Bob Marchman
"there's a module for that" - unknown
"FAPI? What's that?" - chx
"In Druplicon we trust." chx
"I am a machine for turning orange juice into Drupal patches" - chx
"Ask not what Drupal can do for you -- ask what you can do for Drupal" - chx
"show me your nodes" - Robert Pope
"Drupal can go fast if you don't mind caching something" - Robert Pope
"you don't have access to these nodes" (says woman) - Robert Pope

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